Now, to be fair, I can’t specifically think of a moment where I wished I had a large metal bar with a pick and an adz on one end, but I’m convinced that that’s just because I never knew it was an option.

Lore Sjöberg must not watch the TV series Rescue Me, since, well, that’s how I know what that thing is called.
Alt Text: Behold! The Sacred Swordlike Tool of Fire Warriors